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Sunday, December 3, 2017

DO NOT FEED HALLUCINOGENS TO THE ALLIGATORS

I've been working on a bunch of stuff at once, some are coming along faster than others, and instead of sitting on one until they're all ready I'm just going to post as I complete them. So, here's this...

↓DEX038- ALIGRINDTOR- 8 TRAXXXXXXXX DEMO

The first release from noisy Croatian mince duo, Aligrindtor! Eight tracks full of thicc riffs and blasts accompanied by inhuman barks, all courtesy of two irradiated alligator/human hybrids.


as always, send me an email or FB message to order, three bucks each.
Expect another update soon!

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Vaccinations Are Important

↓DEX030 Street Side Abortion- Masturbating With A Mangled Fetus
The very first full length from the most depraved, fucked up purveyors of the perverse in all of gorenoise! 23 tracks of blown out, blood soaked infant annihilating explosions of terror inducing filth. Housed in a blood soaked burlap sack and wrapped in rusted barbed wire, may or may not contain biological waste.

These are $5 a piece, send me an email or a FB message for a copy.

I will not be held responsible for whatever happens to you as a result of ordering this tape, you're the one dumb enough to knowingly purchase something wrapped in rusted metal. Note: it takes anywhere from 4 days - three weeks to die of tetanus.

Monday, October 30, 2017

NOT A Halloween Release

Significant less free time + printer issues + being perpetually broke = these took a little while to finish. Anyway, here's a bunch of new tapes and some shorts I made...

↓DEX031 PHOZGENE- S/T
Ripping, relentless tripper crust from our neighbors in the desolate frozen north!

↓DEX032 SPREADERS- AN IMMENSE PILE OF FILTH
One of NY's best, pummeling unfuckwithable harsh noise from one of the best humans I know.

↓DEX033 CYSTOBLASTOSIS/HUMAN JERKY SPLIT

Russian gore sickness vs pathological Canadian putridity, you know what it is!

↓DEX034 BOTCHED ANASTOMOSIS J-POUCH/SLURP/VxUxSxPxLxNx 3-WAY SPLIT

Triple dose of splatterfuckguttergarbage, a horrific, depraved three way of festering rotted out gore!

↓DEX035 BBQ CHAMPION- WOUNDED MIND
Insanely thick, heavy, torturous noisegrind from Japan delivering an hour of brain battering noise!

↓DEX036 HALLUCINATION REALIZED- CAJUN GOTHS
Ragin' Cajun Goth grindcore from Rotchester, no frills, no bullshit just raw as fuck grind. Real ones only!

↓DIY mesh shorts, screened by me, S-XL $11 each (message for size availability)


As always tapes and koozies are $3 each, shorts are $11, send me an email (preferred) or message me on FB.

Gonna be working on something different in the future that I'm really excited about, hopefully I don't fuck it up... I should have another couple tapes ready by the end of November, stay tuned!

Monday, July 10, 2017

Long Overdue Update!

This is by far the longest I've gone without posting an update, I've released 5 new tapes (technically 6 I guess) since the last batch but completely neglected to post it on here, as if anyone checks blogspots over facebook.
A lot of stupid shit has happened to make life harder and productivity slower BUT I made the pilgrimage out to Detroit for the best fest ever organized, MIDWEST HARSHFEST, I'm not going to waste time describing the weekend but it was incredible and if you're unaware, you been fuckin up. This post is already way too long, anyway, here are some tapes...

DEX025- Humanextermination Project- Mindcusher
From the bowels of California comes Humanextermination Project, offering up over 90 minutes of discordant, brain scrambling noise with occasional synthy interludes that sound like they've been lifted straight from a psychedelic slasher flick. If the MK Ultra project had its own soundtrack this would be it.

DEX026- Skuz- Endless Grief
Frothing at the mouth, mongoloid grindfucks that go straight for the throat! NJ's SKUZ hammer out eight tracks of death soaked grind that have been dragged through the mud and violently shoved into your empty, pathetic head by way of a sledgehammer pummeling a railroad spike between your ears.

DEX027- Teeth Gnashers- Last Gasp
In the spirit of brevity I'll keep this, well, brief... I don't remember when I first heard Teeth Gnashers but I was hooked immediately. When everyone was stoked on Bone Awl and Raspberry Bulbs, as well as the litany of other half-assed bands that could never measure up, Teeth Gnashers were (and still are) easily the BEST in the genre and I stand by that. If for no other reason than not adhering to a formula, not taking themselves too seriously while pumping out a solid discography and doing a killer Devo cover (not on this tape). My personal feelings aside, lo-fi, super raw, snarling black metal mixed with sloppy as fuck snotty punk with vocals that are reminiscent of Dave Schall.

 DEX028- HELLGHiLiES- Live! on 88.3
The aural equivalent of waking up drunk, vomiting on a loved one, then continuing the binge by chugging some low ABV gutrot out of a shoe. Get naked, punch your neighbor in the dick and ransack his stupid house.

 DEX029- Deceiver- Screwed & Chopped Vol. 1
 To find out whats on this tape you're gonna have to buy it.

Inopexia- Discography
 Last up is a SECOND RUN of the Inopexia Discography tape. The first run was gone stupid fast and a bunch of people have asked about making more, well, here it is. The material on the tape is the same, the layout is slightly different, oh, and its blue.

All tapes are $3, to place an order email me or send me a message on facebook.
Another batch is already underway, keep your eyes OPEN
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Saturday, April 29, 2017

FOUR NEW TAPES PLUS THINGS THAT AREN'T TAPES!


DEX021 Zoo Guy- Demo


Dissonant, fuzzed-out, noisy lo-fi punk for subversive weirdos! Played with an anxiety inducing sense of urgency that has the tendency to induce maladaptive behavior. Played by a bunch of excellent people from Chicago! 

 DEX022 Big Debbie- Pigz Mad Cuz My Weed Loud


Music for scumbags, plain and simple. Unfuckwithable first release from BIG DEBBIE, four tracks of hip-hop straight outta the grind mecca, Ohio!

DEX023 Asbestosisis- Blocked Up From Barbecue


Putrid, chunk-strewn-sewage laden, festering Aussie gore!!
Reissue of the CDr originally released by the band plus extra unreleased material! Comes with a double sided koozie! *$4 with the koozie, if for some stupid reason you don't want the koozie it's $3*

↓DEX024- The Maricopa Department Of Waste Management- Malodorous Lords Of The Ever Growing Heap



Third release from AZ goreboiz, TMCDWM! Nine maggot ridden heaps of relentless grinding gorenoise.

33 copies of each, $3 a piece* email syrupheadzine at gmail or facebook to place an order.

THINGS THAT AREN'T TAPES

SHR KOOZIES

DIY double sided koozies to help keep your beer/cough syrup nice and cold! I also have some extra Asbestosisis koozies. $3 a piece

CONQUEST OF WORMS ZINE



The first non SHR item for sale! Gruesome war themed, hand drawn comic, limited copies available so don't sleep on this! Hit up the man behind the comic at COSMIC VOID DARK ARTS for some seriously sick artwork!

message me at syrupheadzine at gmail or facebook to place an order!

Thursday, March 9, 2017

FACEBOOK BULLSHIT

An unheard of post that has nothing to do with new releases...
So I mainly operate via facebook and email, that's been cut in half since facebook doesn't believe that I am in face Syrup Head. While we play this bullshit game of hurry up and wait SHR is still active and can still be reached via email and work has not stopped or slowed down. Stay tuned for details, or don't, either way buy some god damn tapes!

Sunday, March 5, 2017

TITLE FULL OF DESCRIPTIVE ADJECTIVES ABOUT THE FOLLOWING TAPES!




DEX017- Cult Of Pythagoras/Bashful Tardigrade split

DEX019- Hypnic Jerk- Sincere Noisecore Discography 2xCS


2xCS, comes with a mini poster

DEX020- Putocracy- 50 Second Demo

A rare exception to the $3 each rule is the Hypnic Jerk Discog because it's two tapes, includes a mini poster and was an immense pain in the ass to put together. The Hypnic Jerk tape is $6 and the others are $3. To order send an email to syrupheadzine at gmail or message me on Facebook.